"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
508. The Hufflepuffs decide that they’ve finally had enough of people thinking they’re idiots, but can’t decide what to do about it. The muggleborns have a suggestion. Three years later electronics work at Hogwarts and they have free wifi.
i only have two reactions to when people say “it’s hot”:
- it’s HOT in TO-PE-KA
- "IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES"
and there is no inbetween
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts
501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.
[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS
[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]
THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
[SMASHES A LAMP]
TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS
[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]
THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
an au that i absolutely definitely 100% want to make more art for
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THIS WAY
ANYTIME DANNY GOT ANGRY OR LOST CONTROL OF HIMSELF HE WENT GHOST
LIKE HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSING ON BEING ALIVE